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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 01:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Sean McVay: Matthew Stafford-Davante Adams relationship is "cool to watch" - NBC Sports

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Summer McIntosh Posts 4:23.65 400 IM to Break Her Own World Record - SwimSwam

Everyone loved it.

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Can you give an example of a documentary where the person telling the story believed it to be true, but it turned out to be false?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

Why are there so many girls and not enough boys to follow?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is The Last of Us Part 2 really as woke as people say it is?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

Why is the French way to say please is "S'il te plaît" and not "Pour Favour" like Spanish and Portuguese "Per Favor" and Italian "Per Favore" in the Romance languages group?

Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I'm a 27 year old male currently but I am going through going through gender dysphoria. Why do some transgender people (specifically transgender women since I see that the most) call themselves trannies or shemales? Aren't those offensive words?

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What's your take on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? How has it affected you?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Next, they tried...